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Old 01-19-2010, 13:29   #1
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Bumper Stickers Seen on U.S.Made Trucks at a U.S. Military Base

Bumper Stickers Seen on U.S..-Made Trucks at a U.S. Military Base

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

"U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

"Water-boarding is Out, So Kill Them All!"

"Interrogators can't water-board dead guys"

"U.S. Marines - Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? Some Recoil"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

U.S. Marines: We Make Your Landing Easier

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"

"Do Draft-Dodgeing Scum Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem." ...Ronald Reagan

And still my favorite, seen on a Texas Marine's pickup truck at Camp Perry, Ohio this year, was:

"Okay, Joke's Over. Bring Back the U.S. Constitution!"

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Old 01-19-2010, 14:00   #2
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Good ones, that.

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Old 01-19-2010, 18:22   #3
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Some good ones there!

I think this could be a favorite...

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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Old 01-19-2010, 18:36   #4
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Great list Big Teddy!!

The "some recoil" works for me.

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