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Rank versus Experience
At 11:30 hrs, a Major, a First Lt and a SGM were walking the perimeter of the FOB when the CSM stubbed his toe on a shiny object. Reaching down, the SGM discovered a lamp and picked it up.
The Major grabbed the lamp and declaring, “This must be a magic lamp” began rubbing it. Out popped a Jeni and told the three men they each had one wish.
The Major stepped forward and told the Jeni his wish. “I want my wife and I to be on the very best cruise ship sailing to the most luxurious places on earth for the next year.” The Jeni replied, “Very good my friend.” And, POOF, the Major was gone.
The First Lt. shoved forward, and grabbing the lamp, told the Jeni, “ I want me and my best fraternity brothers to be on a beach with all the Sports Illustrated chicks for the next six months.” The Jeni replied, “Very good my friend.” And POOF, the First Lt. was gone.
The Jeni then turned to the SGM and began to speak…....the SGM interrupted, saying, “First, you’re not my friggin friend. Secondly, I want both those retards back by 13:00 hrs, clear?”
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"De Oppresso Liber"
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