Concervative vs. Liberal

[Rogue]

This just about says it all..This is the difference between us and them.
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This pretty much describes our Country today.

If a*conservative**doesn't like guns, he doesn't`t buy one.
If a*liberal*doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
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If a*conservative*is a vegetarian, he doesn't`t eat meat.
If a*liberal*is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for*everyone.


*If a*conservative*sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
*A*liberal*wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
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*If a*conservative*is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
*If a*liberal*is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
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If a black man or Hispanic are*conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their*liberal*counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
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If a*conservative*is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A*liberal*wonders who is going to take care of him.
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If a*conservative*doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals*demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a*conservative*is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A*liberal*non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
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If a*conservative*decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A*liberal*demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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If a*conservative*slips and*falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a*liberal*slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and*then sues.*

If a*conservative*reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A*liberal*will delete it because he's "offended".

[kimberly]

Can that BE any more true??? Even my 16 (Just had a birthday!!) laughed and said how true it is.

The first thing I did was copy and paste onto an email. It's going around.