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Frozen skunk
A couple were driving home down a country road, one cold and dark night, when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. Being the obedient husband, he stopped the car.
The husband turns to his wife and asks, "Honey, why did you want me to stop?"
The wife says, "Look over there by the side of the road."
Laying on the shoulder was a baby skunk. The couple get out the car and investigate. The baby skunk was half frozen and soaking wet, but still alive.
The wife turns to her husband and asks, "Can we take it home with us, get it warmed and dry and let it go in the morning, in that big field next to the house?"
The husband says, "Sure Hun, that's a wonderful idea."
The wife asks, "Where shall I put it to get warm?"
He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
The wife asks, "But what about the smell?"
He says, "Just hold it's little nose. That should do the trick."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with, died at the scene.
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Last edited by Sdiver; 11-22-2009 at 09:48.
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