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Old 11-21-2009, 14:01   #1
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Doing business

After not finding this in a search, I thought I'd post it.


SIGN IN A WARREN, MICHIGAN, STORE WINDOW
'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000
AL-QAEDA TERRORISTS...
THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!’


This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Warren.

You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement!
However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.

And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign.


Answer:
A Funeral Home

(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)
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Old 11-21-2009, 14:07   #2
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Checking my blood pressure

Okay. After a few minutes, I've calmed down...hehehe.
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Old 11-21-2009, 16:01   #3
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Okay. After a few minutes, I've calmed down...hehehe.
You didn't get it? The mortician would rather bury 1000 bad guys than one good guy.
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Old 11-21-2009, 16:12   #4
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No. I got it. That's why my blood pressure came back down. Very funny.
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