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Old 08-27-2010, 13:54   #1
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A visitor at the International Space Station

I heard on the news this morning, local radio station in Fville NC, that apparantly there is a racoon lose on the international space station. However, repeated searches have been unable to locate the lil critter who keeps leaving poo everywhere! Thusly, repeated searches by myself on the internet has been unable to locate any news on this matter as well.









In all seriousness, the news today, ON 640 am Fville NC, the lady said to her fellow broadcaster that she had searched all week in the news for the story about the racoon on the International space station. Then it dawned on her, "wait a minute....how the heck did the darned thing get on the space station to begin with?".
I had to share that with ya'll!!!
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Old 08-27-2010, 14:27   #2
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There was an Onion story to that effect.
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Old 08-27-2010, 20:01   #3
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There was an Onion story to that effect.
Gee akv, I wouldn't know. I don't read liberal rags. But thanks for the heads up.
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Old 08-27-2010, 21:20   #4
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Gee akv, I wouldn't know. I don't read liberal rags. But thanks for the heads up.


hahaha Now THAT'S funny
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Old 08-27-2010, 23:04   #5
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Gee akv, I wouldn't know. I don't read liberal rags. But thanks for the heads up.

How do you keep track of what they're up to then?
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Old 08-28-2010, 13:56   #6
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How do you keep track of what they're up to then?
Well, akv, now that would come with the assistance of their special superduper Agent Orange agents out there in cyber world who stealthly interject subversive and liberal articles in between the truthfully conservative news and then..........OOOOOh look...SHIIINEY!

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