10-19-2009, 10:33
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Quiet Professional (RIP)
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Growing old................
A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD:
Shit ... 
I forgot what it was....
Big Teddy 
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I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
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SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
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10-19-2009, 10:55
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Sad, But true
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Originally Posted by greenberetTFS
A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD:
Shit ...
I forgot what it was....
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Big Teddy,
Not only funny, but true 
SnT
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10-19-2009, 13:26
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that must happen to me about half a dozen times a day!!!! LOL
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10-19-2009, 13:40
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No..... wait....... I remember......................... I think!
Dam!!
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10-19-2009, 14:18
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Originally Posted by greenberetTFS
A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD:
Shit ...
I forgot what it was....
Big Teddy |
Teddy darlin', IF you did not know how old you were, how old would you be?
Hint: don't ask your body right after getting up in the morning.
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10-19-2009, 17:31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greenberetTFS
A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD:
Shit ...
I forgot what it was....
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Shit confused, or confused shit? Had both.......
Jim
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10-19-2009, 17:56
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They say that memory is the second thing that goes...
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10-19-2009, 18:23
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They say that memory is the second thing that goes...
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And often forget what's first.:
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10-20-2009, 12:18
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Four stages of aging
Forgetting peoples' names.
Forgetting peoples' faces.
Forgetting to zip it up.
Forgetting to zip it down...
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10-20-2009, 17:09
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For those that are laughing!!
Remember the song?? Your Day Will Come
BMT
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10-20-2009, 18:08
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For those that are laughing!!
Remember the song?? Your Day Will Come
BMT
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BUMP
....for those that have already forgotten the name of the song.
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10-21-2009, 11:16
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Three fellows are out on the golf course complaining about age and health probelms and the 50 year old says, "The 50s have got to be the worst age"
The other two say, "How so? We are older and it's worse"
The 50 year old says, "well the problem is trying to pee. You never can get relief. I get up every morning at 5 and I just dribble. It starts and it stops. You get up in the middle of the night and try to go and can't. I start to go and stop. 5 minutes later I get the urge to go again. It just makes me want to cry".
The 60 year old says to him"You just wait - the 60s are worse". The 50 year old says, "How so?"
The 60 year old says "the problem is trying to poop. I get up every morning at 6 and try to go. All I do is push, grunt and strain. I take lots of fiber, I try laxatives, everything. Young fella, once you hit 60 the lack of bowel movements are so bad you'll forget all about your pee problems.
The 70 year old says, "Listen to the two of ya complaining about 'nuthin'". "I pee a steady stream every morning precisely at 5. Afterwards, my bladder is completely empty. Every morning at 6, I have the smoothest bowel movements. No stress, no strain, it just dumps out like a dump truck"
The other two say, "So what's so bad about being 70 then?"
The olde guy says, "I don't wake up until 7".
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10-21-2009, 12:20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JAGO
Three fellows are out on the golf course complaining about age and health probelms and the 50 year old says, "The 50s have got to be the worst age"
The other two say, "How so? We are older and it's worse"
The 50 year old says, "well the problem is trying to pee. You never can get relief. I get up every morning at 5 and I just dribble. It starts and it stops. You get up in the middle of the night and try to go and can't. I start to go and stop. 5 minutes later I get the urge to go again. It just makes me want to cry".
The 60 year old says to him"You just wait - the 60s are worse". The 50 year old says, "How so?"
The 60 year old says "the problem is trying to poop. I get up every morning at 6 and try to go. All I do is push, grunt and strain. I take lots of fiber, I try laxatives, everything. Young fella, once you hit 60 the lack of bowel movements are so bad you'll forget all about your pee problems.
The 70 year old says, "Listen to the two of ya complaining about 'nuthin'". "I pee a steady stream every morning precisely at 5. Afterwards, my bladder is completely empty. Every morning at 6, I have the smoothest bowel movements. No stress, no strain, it just dumps out like a dump truck"
The other two say, "So what's so bad about being 70 then?"
The olde guy says, "I don't wake up until 7".
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That was good JAGO,and since I'm in my 70's I'm afraid that that's to close to being true.....................   
Big Teddy
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I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver
SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
Jack Moroney
SFA M-2527, Chapter XXXVII
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10-21-2009, 12:30
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That was good JAGO,and since I'm in my 70's I'm afraid that that's to close to being true.....................
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TMI, Teddy... TMI! At least give me something to look forward to as the 70's are "my next step"! (Well, I hope that is my next step!)
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