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Sneezing
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first
class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a
tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to
fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman
sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered
violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still
curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the
woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her
nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman
and said,
'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times,
wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?'
'I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical
condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have
never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking
anything for it?'
The woman nodded, 'Pepper.'
BMT
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