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Old 07-04-2004, 19:35   #1
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What do you call the guy with his hand up a horses ass?
















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Old 07-05-2004, 02:30   #2
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What do you call a guy standing in a pile of leaves?












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Old 07-06-2004, 10:56   #3
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs outside your door?




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Old 07-06-2004, 11:00   #4
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs outside your door?
What do you call that guy when he's in the pool?





















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Old 07-06-2004, 12:04   #5
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And the one-legged woman?







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Old 07-06-2004, 12:08   #6
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And the one-legged woman?







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Old 07-06-2004, 23:22   #7
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

















It doesn't matter, no matter waht you call him, he ain't coming.
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What do you call a Leeper in a Hot Tub?


















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Old 07-10-2004, 21:01   #9
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THAT'S SICK!!!!

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Old 07-12-2004, 18:33   #10
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What do you do with a dog that has no legs?







Take it for a drag.
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