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Old 06-12-2008, 10:51   #1
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Post Turtle= O-BAMA

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher,
whose hand had been caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor
struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got
around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a
'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road
and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a 'post turtle'.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he
doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up
there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there to begin
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Old 06-12-2008, 10:58   #2
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You've been down this country road before:

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ht=post+turtle



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Old 06-12-2008, 11:00   #3
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Just a reminder!!!

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Old 06-15-2009, 19:36   #4
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Obama...the post turtle... last photo op!

(it seems to a big favorite among my friends, I keep getting the email with that joke)
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