Teachers and Students

[florida_annie]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .*
MARIA: Here it is.*
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered*America ?*
CLASS: Maria.*
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TEACHER: *John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?*
JOHN: *You told me to do it without using tables.*
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TEACHER: *Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'*
GLENN: *K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'*
TEACHER: *No, that's wrong*
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. *
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TEACHER: *Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?*
DONALD: *H I J K L M N O.*
TEACHER: *What are you talking about?*
DONALD: *Yesterday you said it's H to O. *
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TEACHER:* Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.*
WINNIE:* Me!*
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TEACHER: *Glen, why do you always get so dirty?*
GLEN: *Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. *
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TEACHER:* Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '*
MILLIE:* I is..*
TEACHER:* No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'*
MILLIE:* All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.' **
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TEACHER:* George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. *Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?*
LOUIS:* Because George still had the axe in his hand. **
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TEACHER:* Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?*
SIMON:* No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. *
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TEACHER:* Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog'
is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?*
CLYDE:* No, sir. It's the same dog. *
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TEACHER:* Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?*
HAROLD:* A teacher*
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[HOLLiS]

I like the one, "Mom is a good cook" the best.

[florida_annie]

That is a good one ... but personal favorites are "water" and "George Washington."