This isn't a joke, but it belongs here

[Roguish Lawyer]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

Here Comes The Judge

State: Bounce Oklahoma jurist for "pumping it up" on bench

JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend." (9 pages)

[skipjack]

WTF.............

[Guy]

A freak to the 10th degree! He could at least used it in the privacy of his chambers.

[Kyobanim]

I always knew judges were just jerking off

[Sacamuelas]

and these are the guys we are expecting to control the attorneys???

[Radar Rider]

I always thought that the justice system had some flaws. That is just disturbing. Every case that guy ever sat on now has a definite and real cause for appeal.

[Max_Tab]

What do you expect, he's from Oklahoma