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Blowin Money
Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital
Ok, you are asking who in the hell is 'Larry'.
Larry gets home late one night and, Linda , his wife says, 'Where in the
Hell have you been?'
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?! She said, shaking her head in
Disgust.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill Tattooed on
His privates?'
Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
At home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
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The opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Sun Tzu-The Art of War
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