What NOT to get her for Valentine's Day

[Sdiver]

Okay Fellas, post up your lists.

A box of chocolates arranged to hide the fact that you ate all the carmel ones.

Any food item with the words "diet", "lite", or "high fiber" on the label.

A six pack of your favorite beer.

Any video staring Sly Stallone or The Simpsons.

Jewelry you got from a vending machine.

A card you made from your Harley Davidson or Group's note pad.

Lingerie 2 sizes larger than the size she wears.

Flowers with the name of a funeral home on the card.

Any household appliance used for cleaning.

A cook book.

A ticket to the Big Truck Mud Races.

An apologetic look and the words, "Was that today?"

[Dozer523]

How about "what I wanted for Christmas but didn't get"? So a Pool Table is a bad idea.

[GratefulCitizen]

Originally Posted by Sdiver

Lingerie 2 sizes larger than the size she wears.

Lingerie 2 sizes smaller than the size she wears.

[6.8SPC_DUMP]

I won't fail to mention that I saved 80% by getting a lab made Diamond next time.

The Gemological Institute of America says they are real, but De Beers has an in store 50K machine to verify that they are .1% away from a perfect diamond, and they are more than happy to test hers for free.

[HQ6]

Bad ideas for her:
Lingerie from the Dollar General


On a serious note for those of you who are deployed, this is a great idea:
Message in a bottle: http://www.timelessmessage.com/

My husband sends one every deployment... I have quite the bottle collection on my bookshelf LOL!