09-27-2006, 22:13
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Another blonde joke
For those of you that don't know...no I am not blonde! 
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kinds. But today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for THEMSELVES.
Hellloooo? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
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09-28-2006, 13:59
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For those of you that don't know...no I am not blonde! |
No, you are a redhead, but before I became folicularly challenged I was a blond 
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09-28-2006, 17:27
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No, you are a redhead, but before I became folicularly challenged I was a blond |
LOL! But Colonel Sir, you are a man....so that counter balances the side affects!
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09-28-2006, 20:52
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that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for THEMSELVES.
Hellloooo? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He didn't call back. .
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LOL. Nice one Gypsy.
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This sounds more like a redhead playing the part of a blond, hmmm, maybe time for some appliances & then some furniture.  
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09-28-2006, 20:59
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LOL. Nice one Gypsy.
This sounds more like a redhead playing the part of a blond, hmmm, maybe time for some appliances & then some furniture. |
Ahh you caught me NSDQ. Now there is only one thing left for me to do...go shopping. 
Who am I kidding, in reality I don't like shopping!
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09-28-2006, 21:05
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Who am I kidding, in reality I don't like shopping!
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Agreed. I prefer buying to shopping, killing to hunting, catching to fishing, well I guess you get the jest. 
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09-28-2006, 21:07
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Agreed. I prefer buying to shopping, killing to hunting, catching to fishing, well I guess you get the jest. |
I like your style.
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09-28-2006, 21:27
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Well thank you Maam and I, yours, of course I new that after seeing your signature comments.
For some reason while I was typing this, the thought came to me about a phrase I have heard from people, "I does'nt matter if we win or lose, we're just here to have fun." For some reason that has never set well with me. How about You? I always thought winning was FUN ! 
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09-28-2006, 21:36
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Thanks NSDQ! I have to agree with you, it's all well and good to enjoy the company but it's the winning that is fun! And in some instances quite essential...
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09-28-2006, 21:42
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OK, back to the blondes. You know how to change a blondes mind?
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09-28-2006, 21:46
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No...how?
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09-28-2006, 21:51
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Blow in her ear.
Sorry thread, I know it is an old one, but i felt compelled to get this back onto its track. 
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09-28-2006, 21:55
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Funny, and a good save!
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So since the original thread was about a blonde trying her hand at home improvements figured I'd revive it for this one.
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive odor of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.
She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she is wearing not only her parka but her leather jacket underneath. She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...
Wait for it.....
"For best results put on two coats."
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According to Snopes.com, there are actually only two authentic Blonde Jokes. The rest are true stories.
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