10-07-2004, 08:29
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Location: OCONUS...again
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Working people...
Frequently Ask Retired People What They Do To Make Their Days
Interesting.
I Went To The Store The Other Day. I Was Only In There For About 5 Minutes.
When I Came Out There Was A City Cop Writing Out A Parking Ticket.
I Went Up To Him And Said, "come On, Buddy, How About Giving A Senior A
Break?"
He Ignored Me And Continued Writing The Ticket.
I Called Him A Name. He Glared At Me And Started Writing Another Ticket For
Having Worn Tires.
So I Called Him A Worse Name. He Finished The Second Ticket And Put It On
The Windshield With The First. Then He Started Writing A Third Ticket.
This Went On For About 20 Minutes. The More I Abused Him The More Tickets He
Wrote.
I Didn't Care. My Car Was Parked Around The Corner And This One Had An
"elect John Kerry" Bumper Sticker On It.
I Try To Have A Little Fun Each Day Now That I'm Retired.
It's Very Important At Our Age.
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10-07-2004, 08:40
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Ha! I gotta tell my mammasita (a Republican to end all Republicans...) that one!!! 
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10-07-2004, 18:48
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LOL Guy that is outstanding! My dad is going to love this!!
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10-07-2004, 19:53
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Bladesmith to the Quiet Professionals
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Guy, That's WAY TOO FUNNY!!! I read it to my daughter and told her you did it.! You did, didn't you?
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10-07-2004, 23:43
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ROTLMAO! Excellent operation!
frontsight - mamasita or mamsota is for girlfriends. 
Mothers are always Mama - pronounced MahMah with the accent on the 2nd syllable.
Wouldn't want anybody to get the wrong idea. 
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He knows only The Cause.
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10-08-2004, 00:14
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
frontsight - mamasita or mamsota is for girlfriends.
Mothers are always Mama - pronounced MahMah with the accent on the 2nd syllable.
Wouldn't want anybody to get the wrong idea. |
Awwww Man....NDD...you just wrecked a perfectly good Fantasy. 
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10-08-2004, 00:44
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Way to go! More tickets for the lib.
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01-03-2007, 16:29
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The Joy of Being Retired
Disclaimer: No offense to you LEO'S. Love you guys.
The Joy of Being Retired.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went Downtown and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came
out and there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I Went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired Person a break"? He
ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I Called him a "Nazi." He
glared at me and started writing another Ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I
abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.
I came downtown on the bus and the Car that he was putting the tickets was a car that
had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little
fun each day now that I'm Retired. It's important to my health.
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01-03-2007, 16:52
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Very Nice, ...I wish I was enjoying my retirement in the same manner as you...I just traded my BDU's in for a polo and Dockers!
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01-03-2007, 18:36
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Thanks Moon,
I sent that off to my Dad in NJ, he and his buddies on- line enjoyed it.
MM
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01-05-2007, 15:25
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The Joy of Being Retired
Moon,
That was fantastic !!!!
As I have just started retirement, it’s time to re-start goal setting
Good idea to spread a little joy each day
SnT
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01-05-2007, 15:42
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The Joy of Being Retired
Nice, very nice. That's a keeper.
Bandy
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01-05-2007, 19:38
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Cute Moon!
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01-08-2007, 07:32
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01-08-2007, 11:43
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LH
That's hilarious !!
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