For the FOG's

[JJ_BPK]

ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING:




Do not lose your grandkids in the mall. .




My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'




The cop asked, 'What's he like?'




The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,




'Single malt whiskey and women with big tits.'


Bada Bing...

[Red Flag 1]

Bright little kid.

[SF_BHT]

That is why you have to be careful what you say around the kids. What you say will come back out of their mouths. Smart Kid. Bet the Cop could not stop laughing....

Sounds like what happened to a my father with one of his grandkids. he told the Cop that He is the old guy drinking Budweiser with the big belly looking at young girls. Cop took him right to the corner bar and found him. My sister had a fit because he told on Granddad as soon as they got back..... In that time we did not have a problem like today with grabbing kids.

[greenberetTFS]

Originally Posted by SF_BHT

That is why you have to be careful what you say around the kids. What you say will come back out of their mouths. Smart Kid. Bet the Cop could not stop laughing....

Sounds like what happened to a my father with one of his grandkids. he told the Cop that He is the old guy drinking Budweiser with the big belly looking at young girls. Cop took him right to the corner bar and found him. My sister had a fit because he told on Granddad as soon as they got back..... In that time we did not have a problem like today with grabbing kids.

SF_BHT,

How true,how true,

GB TFS

[anythingrandom]

That kid sounds like me a few years back. Grandpa used to make me order his Wild Turkey for him at the legion post. Then he let me try a bit of his tobacco twist and laughed when I threw up on my dad.