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Old 07-21-2008, 18:07   #1
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That's gonna leave a mark . . .

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SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.
I wonder if that was a medical treatment?
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Old 07-21-2008, 19:09   #2
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San Luis Obispo....a great town. Still in all, it is on the left coast and has more than its' share of fruits and nuts.

Speaking of nuts..........
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Old 08-03-2008, 02:46   #3
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Works for crabs.

Not herpes, though, since you've got to get to the nerve root.

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Old 08-03-2008, 04:54   #4
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Memo to Elliot Tuleja: Don't get drunk while listening to Nat King Cole albums.
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:01   #5
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I saw a video clip on a forum where a guy lights a drink on fire, drinks it down, then attempts to blow fire, which he does, unfortunately his mouth catches fire, so then you see him go sprinting (towards a faucet or the shower I am assuming), but you could see the flames inside his mouth from under his chin I have no idea what happened, as the clip just repeats and repeats, hope he was alright though.
Why? It sounds like Darwin busy at work to me!
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Old 08-03-2008, 12:53   #6
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Broadsword your question>Regarding the guy above, were the testicals themselves burned, or do they mean the scrotum...?[/QUOTE]

I think you are showing a little to much interest in this
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