Close call for Obama in Iraq

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Heard in part on The Glenn Beck Show:

A very near tragedy in the BHO campagin stop in Iraq today. BHO tripped over a male news anchor as BHO was walking today. It is reported that a news anchor, Brian Williams I believe, had bent down to kiss the ground in front of BHO causing BHO to trip fall to the pavement. The candidate was not injured and recovered quickly. It took several moments to remove two other news anchors, one male and one female, from the backside of BHO.

Following the near tragdey, BHO has promised that within thirty days of taking office, he will repeal the laws of gravity, except for clear medical reasons.

Brian Williams, the news anchor kissing the ground in front of BHO, has been sent a text from corporate news execs. Text reminds the gallant news anchor to kiss the ground BHO has walked ON ONLY; not the ground he is about to walk on.

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