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Old 03-20-2008, 11:51   #1
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leg, but whatever

Fox news

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
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Old 03-20-2008, 14:15   #2
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These surgical mistakes are really becoming a pain in the ass.
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Old 03-20-2008, 14:28   #3
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Sounds like someone chewed that Leg a new ass.


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Old 03-20-2008, 14:32   #4
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You think she is in bad shape, how'd you like to have a leg out of service from the unnecessary surgery, and still be crapping your pants.

I guess they tore the lady who is suing a new asshole.

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Old 03-20-2008, 14:58   #5
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The discussion over the op table went something like this.
1st Dr. “Her legs look fine.
2nd Dr. “Wheres her chart Oh see she has a PPO Plan full coverage”
1st Dr. “Great, lets give her a new ass its 5k more”
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Old 03-20-2008, 18:54   #6
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That botched surgery, sure sounds like a pain in the ass.
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Old 03-20-2008, 22:23   #7
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RI Hospital conducts brain operations on the wrong side of the head 3 Times!!!

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/m...5/ai_n21165233


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Old 03-20-2008, 22:49   #8
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Some people are losing their minds over these botched surgeries!
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Old 03-21-2008, 10:14   #9
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