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Old 03-20-2008, 13:09   #1
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A perfect wedding....Well, almost.

Got this from a friend...I guess it is a true story.

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You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them
at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD
A Mastercard Wedding
'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'


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Old 03-20-2008, 17:00   #2
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I am getting married next Saturday, the 29th, and my fiance showed this to me a week or so ago. Both of us think it is a riot and awesome for this guy to show her what is up. As for its complete truth.....who knows
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Old 03-20-2008, 17:26   #3
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Thats PRICELESS!

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Old 03-20-2008, 17:59   #4
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Heard something like this before, only the groom fucks off to Austrailia with the proceeds of the house he just sold
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Old 03-20-2008, 18:31   #5
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http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

It could have inspired some people though. I've seen one....it involves one being ditched after buying the engagement ring, so he put the 'tapes' online
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Old 03-21-2008, 09:56   #6
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Urban Legend...

Urban Legend

Just got this from a friend. The story is an urban legend. The guy who sent this to me is a former Fortune 500 CFO - So, I thought it might be legit. Besides reality today seems even stranger than fiction. It wouldn't have surprised me if it were true.

I hate cheaters and a cheater getting their just desserts just felt so great....*Sigh*

To confirm that it is nonsense, see below.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/sex...ercard_wed.htm


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