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Old 10-17-2007, 10:28   #1
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One Day...

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good, because He wanted to encourage them..give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?
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.....okay, I was just wondering. I didn't get one either
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Old 10-17-2007, 11:37   #2
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Damn, me neither.
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Old 10-17-2007, 11:40   #3
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It said...

Smoking..or Non-Smoking?
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Old 10-17-2007, 13:53   #4
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Smoking..or Non-Smoking?
LOL! I'm jealous...I didn't get one.
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Old 10-17-2007, 17:28   #5
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I got one.

It was for a special deal on Viagra....

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Old 10-18-2007, 11:21   #6
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Apparently god thinks my penis is too small- Is this the mysterious e-mail?
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