08-07-2007, 01:04
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the blonde and the gator...
A blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch
an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he
spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot
gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto
its back.
Rolling her eyes? heavenward, she screams in frustration,
"CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
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08-07-2007, 14:24
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Um...I think that was a red-head joke!!! 
Darnit-all...we blondes can't get a break 'round here... 
Holly
again, currently blonde, and searching for red-head jokes
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08-07-2007, 17:41
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Ummm, no...it wasn't.
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08-07-2007, 18:05
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Ummm, no...it wasn't. |
LOL What about redheads who like shoes? 
LL
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08-07-2007, 19:55
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LOL...well, what about them? 
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08-08-2007, 00:17
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no offense ! I already got my butt kicked for telling this joke. my wife is blonde too...
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08-08-2007, 10:37
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no offense ! I already got my butt kicked for telling this joke. my wife is blonde too... |
Mike,
Well, I'm a lover not a fighter...maybe that's why I am single???
LOL
Holly
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08-08-2007, 23:58
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maybe that's why I am single???
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Holly, who knows.... LOL
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08-15-2007, 20:48
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Originally Posted by echoes
Um...I think that was a red-head joke!!!
Holly
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There aren't any good redhead jokes. Want to know why? Someone told them to a redhead...
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