06-29-2007, 22:55
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Guerrilla
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5 Scariest Things In The Army
1. A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic..."
2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."
3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based upon my experience..."
4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."
5. A Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this $#!+..."
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Israel's Mossad
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06-30-2007, 06:36
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Area Commander
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mav
5. A Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this $#!+..."
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As a FOG this brought a mile wide smile to my face!
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You ask; What is our policy? I will say; “It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us: to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.” You ask; What is our aim? I can answer with one word: Victory—victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival.-Winston Churchill
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06-30-2007, 07:14
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Area Commander
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1SG
Your 1SG or Team SGT sitting on the steps of the orderly room with coffee and cigarette as you finish your 5 mile run.....'cause he finished first.
After thinking about this edited: to add Team SGT.
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"If one day you decide to know yourself...you'll have to choose the warrior path...You'll reach the darkness of your spirit.... Then, if you overcome your fears....You will know who you are."
"De Oppresso Liber"
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06-30-2007, 07:56
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Quiet Professional
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5 Scariest Things
An O-6 pondering how he could make G.O.
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Jump Street Never Ends
“There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone”
"Draw unto others as they have been drawn to you"
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06-30-2007, 08:03
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Guerrilla
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Snaquebite
Your 1SG sitting on the steps of the orderly room with coffee and cigarette as you finish your 5 mile run.....'cause he finished first.
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LOL, brought back some painful memories. If you looked at that old man he looked so out of shape, but come PT test time, that old dude would usually get in the low 13s. There was no slacking when he was in charge of PT.
I miss that old man...
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06-30-2007, 09:51
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The Group Ball with a bottle of wine for every plate on the table
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06-30-2007, 10:20
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Quiet Professional
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5 Scariest Things In The Army
TR and NDD in the AMMO DUMP!!
BMT
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Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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06-30-2007, 10:45
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Quiet Professional
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Dragon scale body armor
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06-30-2007, 12:13
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Quiet Professional
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Quote:
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The Group Ball with a bottle of wine for every plate on the table 
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Its not what's already on the table, its what everyone brought in with them.
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06-30-2007, 12:56
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Guerrilla
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Snaquebite
Your 1SG sitting on the steps of the orderly room with coffee and cigarette as you finish your 5 mile run.....'cause he finished first.
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Hah, hah! Classic!
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06-30-2007, 13:10
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2nd Lt. with a map & Compass,
Especially, when said 2nd Lt., is about to call in for fire support or CAS. 8(
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"To make war upon rebellion is messy and slow, like eating soup with a knife" -TE Lawrence.
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06-30-2007, 15:49
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Quiet Professional
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Pulling the fuse igniters on a charge you dident make yourself.
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07-01-2007, 06:37
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SF Candidate
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: In the moon dust.
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1. Intel guy dismissing single source intel.
2. Intel guy saying, "Enemy's most likely course of action is to flee to the..."
3. Iraqi Army machine gun ranges.
4. Iraqi Army AK ranges.
5. Iraqi Army joint missions.
You can tell who worries me the most.
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