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Old 06-29-2007, 22:55   #1
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5 Scariest Things In The Army

1. A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic..."

2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."

3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based upon my experience..."

4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."

5. A Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this $#!+..."
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Old 06-30-2007, 06:36   #2
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5. A Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this $#!+..."
As a FOG this brought a mile wide smile to my face!
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Old 06-30-2007, 07:14   #3
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1SG

Your 1SG or Team SGT sitting on the steps of the orderly room with coffee and cigarette as you finish your 5 mile run.....'cause he finished first.

After thinking about this edited: to add Team SGT.
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Old 06-30-2007, 07:56   #4
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An O-6 pondering how he could make G.O.
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Old 06-30-2007, 08:03   #5
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Your 1SG sitting on the steps of the orderly room with coffee and cigarette as you finish your 5 mile run.....'cause he finished first.

LOL, brought back some painful memories. If you looked at that old man he looked so out of shape, but come PT test time, that old dude would usually get in the low 13s. There was no slacking when he was in charge of PT.

I miss that old man...
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Old 06-30-2007, 09:51   #6
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The Group Ball with a bottle of wine for every plate on the table
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Old 06-30-2007, 10:20   #7
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TR and NDD in the AMMO DUMP!!


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Old 06-30-2007, 10:45   #8
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Old 06-30-2007, 12:13   #9
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The Group Ball with a bottle of wine for every plate on the table
Its not what's already on the table, its what everyone brought in with them.
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Old 06-30-2007, 12:56   #10
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Your 1SG sitting on the steps of the orderly room with coffee and cigarette as you finish your 5 mile run.....'cause he finished first.
Hah, hah! Classic!
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Old 06-30-2007, 13:10   #11
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2nd Lt. with a map & Compass,

Especially, when said 2nd Lt., is about to call in for fire support or CAS. 8(
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Old 06-30-2007, 15:49   #12
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Pulling the fuse igniters on a charge you dident make yourself.
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:37   #13
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1. Intel guy dismissing single source intel.
2. Intel guy saying, "Enemy's most likely course of action is to flee to the..."
3. Iraqi Army machine gun ranges.
4. Iraqi Army AK ranges.
5. Iraqi Army joint missions.

You can tell who worries me the most.
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