More Jewish or More Black

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Subject: Little Johnny


Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother
was Jewish and his father was black. So Johnny asks, "Mommy, am I more
Jewish or more black?"

"What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just have
to ask your father," his mother tells him.

So, when his father arrived home from work, Little Johnny asks the same
question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?"

"What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if
you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his Dad.

"Well, it's like this Dad... Tommy down the street wants to sell his
bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to Jew him down to $25, or wait
until it's dark and steal the damn thing."


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