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Old 12-02-2010, 10:00   #1
Penn
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Christmas presents

A guy wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend.They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in the far North of Scotland .He asked his sister for help and decided that as it was so cold, a pair of good quality gloves would be perfect... not too romantic and not too personal. So, he went to Harrods and they selected a pair of fur lined quality leather gloves and while they were there his sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time. The assistant wrapped both presents but she mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and he got the knickers. Pleased with himself he sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter:


Dear Maggie,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we
go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have
chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which
are easier to remove.
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly
noticed any marks.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even
though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub
against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed
to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you
again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because
they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming
year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love,

Chris

P.S. My mother tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down
with a little bit of fur showing.
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