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Old 01-07-2007, 00:48   #1
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Calling Home

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?'' '
'This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.
The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''
The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''
The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''
The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''
The maid says, ''What will I have to do?''
The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''
The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''
Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''
A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 867-5309?''
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Old 01-07-2007, 02:10   #2
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I love that one!

The version I heard has the guy asking, "Where the hell am I calling?!"
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Old 01-07-2007, 06:50   #3
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What about the number...
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Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimal food or water, in austere conditions, training day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon and he made his web gear. He doesn't worry about what workout to do - his ruck weighs what it weighs, his runs end when the enemy stops chasing him. This True Believer is not concerned about 'how hard it is;' he knows either he wins or dies. He doesn't go home at 17:00, he is home.
He knows only The Cause.

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Old 01-07-2007, 07:12   #4
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What about the number...
So I take it Jenny was home?
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Old 01-07-2007, 14:12   #5
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So I take it Jenny was home?
Beat me to it!

http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/8675309.asp
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Old 01-07-2007, 15:49   #6
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Stolen!

That was a great one!!

867-5309. Tommy Tutone!!
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Old 01-07-2007, 16:54   #7
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Gotta love that!

Jenny. rofl
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Old 01-07-2007, 18:03   #8
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Good one. LOL
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Old 01-07-2007, 18:39   #9
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LOL!

An acquaintance of mine had this number for his cell phone. Yes, intentionally....yes he is/was warped. Anyway, I think he received a minimum of 10-15 calls a day asking for Jenny.
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