Happy Easter

[BMT (RIP)]

Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing before
St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they
had to tell him what Easter represented.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big
feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St.Peter said,
"So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish
festival of Passover. Jesus was
having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas,
and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and
eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large
boulder ... "

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year they roll away the boulder
and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of
hockey."

[Sdiver]

ROTFLMMFAO