11-15-2006, 13:02
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Different ways to help keep your sanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
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11-15-2006, 18:20
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Very funny, in accordance with the prophecy
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11-15-2006, 19:34
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Very funny, in accordance with the prophecy |
stickies are your friend...read them or there will be consequences and repercussions... 
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11-16-2006, 08:05
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Steve-
He's got his into posted, and his profile is filled in. For some reason the Intro sticky doesn't pick up when you post.
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Hearing, I forget. Seeing, I remember. Writing (doing), I understand. Chinese Proverb
Too many people are looking for a magic bullet. As always, shot placement is the key. ~TR
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11-16-2006, 09:42
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Originally Posted by x_sf_med
Steve-
He's got his into posted, and his profile is filled in. For some reason the Intro sticky doesn't pick up when you post.
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Steve must be LOOSING his sanity then. 
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11-16-2006, 09:53
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Originally Posted by Sdiver
Steve must be LOOSING his sanity then. |
Nah, he's just getting pissy due to the 'holiday' season (yes, I'm being pc) and SAD.
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In the business of war, there is no invariable stategic advantage (shih) which can be relied upon at all times.
Sun-Tzu, "The Art of Warfare"
Hearing, I forget. Seeing, I remember. Writing (doing), I understand. Chinese Proverb
Too many people are looking for a magic bullet. As always, shot placement is the key. ~TR
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11-16-2006, 10:51
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Hey Sdiver, I have an urge to scream "let me hear the guns boy!".
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11-16-2006, 20:10
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Originally Posted by Sdiver
Steve must be LOOSING his sanity then. |
can't lose what you never had...can't loose who you never tied up...
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Originally Posted by x_sf_med
Nah, he's just getting pissy due to the 'holiday' season (yes, I'm being pc) and SAD.
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humbug...and you ain't seen SAD until it's January in Fairbanks...but i just got me two landing lights from TS...
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""A man must know his destiny. if he does not recognize it, then he is lost. By this I mean, once, twice, or at the very most, three times, fate will reach out and tap a man on the shoulder. if he has the imagination, he will turn around and fate will point out to him what fork in the road he should take, if he has the guts, he will take it.""- GEN George S. Patton
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11-17-2006, 19:44
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LOL.
...is someone's string hanging out today???
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