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Old 09-05-2006, 18:20   #1
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Redneck wiener roast



Bet it works for marshmellows too.
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Old 09-05-2006, 18:26   #2
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Just make sure the tines of the rake are free of any pesticides, dirt's ok - just no commercial nerve agents. As to the marshmallows, burnt or just golden brown?
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Old 09-05-2006, 18:28   #3
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Just make sure the tines of the rake are free of any pesticides, dirt's ok - just no commercial nerve agents. As to the marshmallows, burnt or just golden brown?
My grandpa always said a little dirt never hurt anyone. Marshmellows, semi-burnt on the outside...soft on the inside.
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Old 09-05-2006, 18:56   #4
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pardon me, ma'am, but ii don't see the redneck in it...that appears to be a lawn rake...now if it were a hay fork, pitch fork or something like that, then i would concur that we were looking at a genuine redneck wiener roaster...what you have there, ma'am, is a Yankee imposter...
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Old 09-05-2006, 19:00   #5
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LOL what, "yaawl" don't rake leaves in the south?

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Old 09-05-2006, 19:02   #6
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LOL what, "yaawl" don't rake leaves in the south?
that's what lawnmowers are for...run over 'em, mulch 'em...besides, we use rakes for that...heavy tined rakes for pine needles and such as that...

can't say i remember ever raking anything other than magnolia leaves...picked up a buncha pine cones in my time, though...
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Old 09-05-2006, 19:09   #7
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Ahh much more efficient with the use of the lawnmower. We had to rake when I was a young lass, and then burn 'em. Still can remember that smell. Not too many pine cones in my little space of Yankee-land.
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Old 09-05-2006, 19:11   #8
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Not too many pine cones in my little space of Yankee-land.
lucky you...
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Old 09-05-2006, 19:13   #9
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So I hear, I'm sure you picked up enough for the both of us.

Nice avatar btw!
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Nice avatar btw!
thank y'kindly...there are many on this list who have picked up many more than me...i was not that fond of Ft. Bragg...
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Steve-
the avatar looks familiar - I seem to remember it as a drawing in one of the HQ's can't remember if it was Co, BN, or Grp at Devens....

Plenty of pinecones at Devens - and leaves, although there were considerably more pinecones at Bragg.

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You called Steve a boat with yawl, y'all is people - actually I think you used yaawl - which makes him a pointed object used by boat people while working with leather - hmmmm, interesting - Dr. Freud, got any insights to this little slip?

You did describe the perfect open fire marshmallow. Dirt's fine, eaten plenty in my time, it's those nasty pyrithrins and such that can really ruin your week, convulsing, foaming, respiratory failure - no fun eating nerve agents, plus they taste bad.
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Old 09-06-2006, 08:53   #12
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what you have there, ma'am, is a Yankee imposter...
I have to dissagree with you. If it were a Yankee rake it would be plastic.
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I have to dissagree with you. If it were a Yankee rake it would be plastic.
According to the url extension in the picture, the kid's from Hungary. Looking at the complexion, the clothing, the car, (and the appetite), I'd believe it.
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Gypsy-
You called Steve a boat with yawl, y'all is people - actually I think you used yaawl - which makes him a pointed object used by boat people while working with leather - hmmmm, interesting - Dr. Freud, got any insights to this little slip?
Yeah yeah, I had "ya'll" but changed it to exagerate the pronunciation of the yaaaaall sound via the printed word.

'sides what's wrong with leather?
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'sides what's wrong with leather?
[should I do it, should I take my life in my hands and snipe an Irish, Sicilian, redheaded XX? Yes, I'm stupid enough.]

Nothing is wrong with leather, as long as you're wearing a leather teddy...

Goodbye gentlemen, I think I've just committed suicide - If Ms. G doesn't get me, one of our other 'demure' XXs will.
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