03-21-2004, 20:04
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Quiet Professional
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Robotic Bartender
Robotic Bartender A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics,
astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and
so on.
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's
your IQ?"
The man replied, "70."
The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate John Kerry?"
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03-21-2004, 20:07
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Consigliere
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nice!
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03-21-2004, 21:42
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Area Commander
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LOL I like it!
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03-21-2004, 22:29
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06-26-2006, 14:29
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Robot bartender II
Seems that these have started agian.
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared
cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and
sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns
around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him
the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this
time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns,
and women's body parts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and
decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot
serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly,
"So... is... your... party... gonna...nominate... Hillary... for...President ???
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06-26-2006, 14:50
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Asset
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Nice one MtnGoat
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