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Old 03-23-2004, 18:10   #1
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Three New Hampshire Surgeons

Three New Hampshire surgeons were having lunch together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon around. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later, he performed a private concert for
the Queen of England."

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in a terrible accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later, he
won 2 gold medals in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's a$$ and a neck tie. He's now trying to get the Democratic nomination for President of the United States!"
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:47   #2
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Did the surgeon put him together with botox?
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