Go Back   Professional Soldiers ® > At Ease > The Comedy Zone

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-31-2021, 11:06   #1
Badger52
Area Commander
 
Badger52's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Western WI
Posts: 7,022
Bart Simpson as Nom de Guerre?

Alright, fess up - which of you did this?

Quote:
Someone call Chief Wiggum. Bart Simpson is on the loose in Virginia, pulling off random pranks on unsuspecting school board members.

As Simpsons fans would know, Bart has a penchant for prank calls, often to Moe’s Tavern, trapping his helpless victims in a game of double-entendres. A typical schtick will start with Moe answering the phone and Bart asking to speak with (insert funny name), prompting Moe to make a fool of himself as he calls out the name for all the patrons to hear.

Only when the patrons laugh does Moe realize he’s been duped. For reasons that hilariously remain unknown, this very prank happened at Henrico School Board in Virginia last Thursday.

As the video shows, school board member Roscoe D. Cooper III calls out several names of people who were supposedly scheduled to comment publicly about a measure being debated. Phil McCracken, Eileen Dover, Wayne Kuhr, Suk Mahdik, Ophelia McCaulk, and Don Kedick were among the list of punned-out names that poor Mr. Cooper failed to latch onto.

The culprit has yet to be identified and still remains at large.

Truth in advertising: In the shameless marketing department, remember that when you mock a tyrant a pitchfork gets its wings.
__________________
"Civil Wars don't start when a few guys hunt down a specific bastard. Civil Wars start when many guys hunt down the nearest bastards."

The coin paid to enforce words on parchment is blood; tyrants will not be stopped with anything less dear. - QP Peregrino

Last edited by Badger52; 08-31-2021 at 11:08. Reason: Add shameless marketing
Badger52 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT -6. The time now is 15:44.



Copyright 2004-2022 by Professional Soldiers ®
Site Designed, Maintained, & Hosted by Hilliker Technologies