AM and TJ this sounds like something that might of happened at Annex-10 or the GB Club in the '60's or '70's.
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand
and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches .. "Can I
help you sir?"
"Yessh ! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr." ... the man
replies.
The cop asks ... "Where was your car the last time
you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key." ... the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging
out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man .. "Sir, are you aware that you are
exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his
crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out ...
"I'll be damned .. ... My girlfriend's gone, too!!!"
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