I laughed so hard when I saw this I decided to put it in the Comedy Section.
Reminds me of the senior Officer at a wives' meeting who told all the wives to seat themselves according to rank, then watched the squawking for a half hour; when they finally got sorted out, he said something to the effect of, "That's the stupidest crap I've ever seen, Ladies-not one of you holds rank."
http://nation.foxnews.com/michelle-o...ney-first-lady