SENIORS GETTING MARRIED

[BMT (RIP)]

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida,
are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the
wedding, and on the way they pass a CVS Drugstore. Jacob suggests they
go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the
owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get
married. Do you sell heart Medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we
do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All
kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist:
"Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You
bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and
Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob:
"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's
disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn
and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell
wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes.."

Jacob: "Adult
diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure.."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as
our Bridal Registry."

[Red Flag 1]

Think I'll list there for birthday gifts......in a few years

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