02-14-2014, 14:10
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Consigliere
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Dad, about your will . . .
A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said, 'Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.' "
"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"
"Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said... 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's election campaign!' "
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02-15-2014, 09:03
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Quiet Professional
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LOL
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"The Spartans do not ask how many are the enemy, but where they are."
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02-15-2014, 20:58
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Area Commander
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My Heroes wear camouflage.
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02-15-2014, 21:22
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"IN A UNIVERSE OF DECEIT, TRUTH BECOMES A REVOLUTIONARY ACT." GEORGE ORWELL
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02-16-2014, 07:09
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02-18-2014, 09:36
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Area Commander
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LMAO! 
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You ask; What is our policy? I will say; “It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us: to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.” You ask; What is our aim? I can answer with one word: Victory—victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival.-Winston Churchill
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02-18-2014, 09:56
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RL, you owe me a keyboard and a fresh cup of coffee.
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In the business of war, there is no invariable stategic advantage (shih) which can be relied upon at all times.
Sun-Tzu, "The Art of Warfare"
Hearing, I forget. Seeing, I remember. Writing (doing), I understand. Chinese Proverb
Too many people are looking for a magic bullet. As always, shot placement is the key. ~TR
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02-18-2014, 20:05
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The two most powerful warriors are patience and time - Leo Tolstoy
It's Never Crowded Along the Extra Mile - Wayne Dyer
WOKE = Willfully Overlooking Known Evil
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