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Old 12-21-2005, 20:27   #1
Gypsy
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Holiday disorders



Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?

Dementia — I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.

Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Trees and Fire Hydrants and……

Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Get me!

Aggressive Personality Disorder — Your Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire.

Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder —Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells…
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