11-23-2005, 17:30
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Preschool recipes
True story:
Each kid in my 5-year-old's preschool class is asked to come up with a recipe. The teacher writes each recipe on a card and put them all up on the wall outside the kids' classroom.
My son's best friend's recipe:
"First you kill the chicken . . ."
LMAO
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11-23-2005, 17:32
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Clearly SF material. 
Did he show how to hypnotize the chicken as well?
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11-23-2005, 17:37
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If I knew that Ted Nugent didn't live in Michigan, I'd swear it sounds like one of his kids.....
"You got to Kill it, before you can Grill it."
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11-23-2005, 17:47
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Originally Posted by Sdiver
If I knew that Ted Nugent didn't live in Michigan, I'd swear it sounds like one of his kids.....
"You got to Kill it, before you can Grill it."
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His father is a hard-core Republican and gun owner who enjoys tormenting liberal parents at the school. We've done some fishing together and are supposed to go shark fishing soon . . .
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11-23-2005, 23:49
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Oh, the irony!
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11-24-2005, 10:39
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Originally Posted by Roguish Lawyer
We've done some fishing together and are supposed to go shark fishing soon . . .
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cannibal... 
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11-24-2005, 23:04
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Surely you can think of something that would actually bother me . . .
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11-24-2005, 23:10
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LOL.
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11-25-2005, 17:51
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Originally Posted by Roguish Lawyer
Surely you can think of something that would actually bother me . . .
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not really...i am assured, that in the sense of true sportsmanship, that you will use a Uwharrie Dry Fly (dynamite)... 
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