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A Special Forces Soldier as seen by:
HQ: A drunken brawling, jeep stealing woman corrupting liar with a star
sapphire ring, Rolex watch and a demo knife.
HIMSELF: A tall handsome, highly trained professional killer-female idol,
star sapphire ring wearing, demo knife carrying gentleman who is always on
time due to the reliability of his Rolex watch.
HIS WIFE: A stinking member of the family who comes through Fort Bragg once
a month with a ruck sack full of dirty clothes and a hard on.
HIS COMMANDER: A fine specimen of a drunken, brawling, jeep stealing, woman
corrupting liar, with a star sapphire ring, a Rolex watch and a demo knife.
DOD: An over paid, over rated, tax burden that is indispensable because he
has volunteered to go anywhere, do anything as long as he can booze it up,
brawl, steal jeeps, corrupt women, lie, wear a star sapphire ring, Rolex
watch and carry a demo knife.
This came out along time ago...didn't see it posted anywhere on the forum so figured this was as good a spot as any.
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