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Old 08-30-2005, 07:51   #1
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VIAGRA

THE RECIPE ....
I knew it! I knew they would finally release the ingredients in =
Viagra!

3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat
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Old 08-30-2005, 08:40   #2
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what's the ibuprofen for...?
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Old 08-30-2005, 08:53   #3
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what's the ibuprofen for...?
It numbs the sensation so you can last longer... err... so I've been told.
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Old 08-30-2005, 11:42   #4
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It numbs the sensation so you can last longer... err... so I've been told.
What's the point of no sensation?


Perhaps they should add "viewing FS's latest Av" as another ingredient.
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