Veggie Growing Tips

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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes,
but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day
while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who
had the most beautiful garden full of huge red
tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you
do to get your Tomatoes red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from
blushing so much."

The woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to
her tomato garden to see if it would work. So, twice a day for two
weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "How did you
make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!!!!!