You might be MI if...

Your m16 jams and you try to re-boot it
> you believe "Air Assault" is when the Air Conditioner breaks down
> You think D&C is some form of Sexual Deviance
> You want to know more about D&C
> You have the IGs number on speed dial
> Your GT score is higher than your PT score (no offense anybody)
> You think a "letherman" is one of the village people
> you hold an ASI for power point (nothing wrong with that!)
> you think TA50 is an NSA course
> you think a FARP is something you should have to excuse yourself for
> you think MOGAS is something you need when you run out of fuel
> When you think FORSCOM is something that should have been cut away as a
baby
> you think GORTEX is a Power Ranger enemy
> You think WD40 is for people with big feet
> you listen to a 1LT and think that he is not from this planet
> you think a Master Blaster throws great parties.

[Hugh]

Your boots were last polished at the factory

Infantry soldiers gawk at your haircut.

You've worn either spurs or a tail.

You call the SCIF from your barracks room to tell them to copy a target who's up.

You have ever sent code with your d*** or you know someone who has.

You understand the EMHO report.

You finally got to call someone newer than you a "Weed"..

You knew what a chad was before Florida..

You knew which floorboards lifted up the easiest so you could store your stash of chad for the following week.

You drank Black Label beer in Ayer, Mass and liked it!.

You own a Star Trek uniform.

[GackMan]

Originally posted by Hugh
You drank Black Label beer in Ayer, Mass and liked it!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm in Montery this week for business... Went walking around DLI. Boy have things changed here.

[P36]

Tell me about it! I attended in 82-83. Went back in 97 for Language Olympics and didn't recognize the place.