Allow me to set the scene...
Anytown USA - a small rural spot just a few hours outside the big city. A gentleman sheriff and his overzealous but somewhat incompetent deputy have responded to an unexpected disturbance at a press conference after reports of a man acting strangely....
Sheriff Andy Taylor:
If you ask me, this Joseph Robinette Brandon is a strange and weird character.
Briscoe Darling:
Just plain ornery's what he is.
Deputy Barney Fife:
I think he's a nut.
Barney Fife may not have been a very good police officer -but that mother fucker sure knew "crazy" when he saw it.
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