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Old 08-17-2021, 09:52   #1
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What day is it??

What do you eat on Tuesday??

A new Uber DoorDash Pogi Truck service started at Ft Bragg,
Exclusively for Air-Borne Troops.
It will be dropping into a DZ near you.

Airborne All the Way.. 😍
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Old 08-17-2021, 10:31   #2
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Did they really need to put the pick up window so close to the prop.

They better be some good ass tacos for the level of risk involved.
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Old 08-17-2021, 13:25   #3
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Did they really need to put the pick up window so close to the prop.

They better be some good ass tacos for the level of risk involved.
There may have been a reason for painting over the prop safety line??

Tacos do need salsa
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Old 08-18-2021, 08:44   #4
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Have Tacos, will fly...
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Old 08-18-2021, 10:21   #5
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What do you eat on Tuesday??

A new Uber DoorDash Pogi Truck service started at Ft Bragg,
Exclusively for Air-Borne Troops.
It will be dropping into a DZ near you.

Airborne All the Way.. 😍
Soft shell only at this time no need for a parachute !
All of our Taco's are none GMO and free fall qualified.
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Old 08-18-2021, 11:22   #6
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If you wrap a burrito REAL tight, will it expand at altitude?

I wonder if this company realizes how dangerous their product can be to those patrons that aren't finished jumping for the day?
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Old 08-18-2021, 15:04   #7
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Roach Coach —-> Flying Roach Coach

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ETA: I didn’t realize they allowed retired 1SGs to fly airplanes, truck were difficult enough for them!
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Old 08-19-2021, 00:11   #8
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There may have been a reason for painting over the prop safety line??

Tacos do need salsa
At my first airline, Golden West, we had some SD-330s. On landing at LAX tower radioed, "Goldie, we heard you got new aircraft. When are you going to unbox them?"
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Old 08-19-2021, 04:06   #9
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Old 08-19-2021, 05:24   #10
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At my first airline, Golden West, we had some SD-330s. On landing at LAX tower radioed, "Goldie, we heard you got new aircraft. When are you going to unbox them?"

The Sherpa is the answer to the question, "Can you make this thing any uglier"
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Old 08-19-2021, 07:21   #11
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Sherpa was my last jump. Got to jump-master it with one of my guys that JUST got back from airborne school. Told him just before I walked off the tailgate: "Don't worry, you're shit wasn't too fucked up...it'll probably open."

You should have seen his eyes as I stepped off!!
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Old 08-19-2021, 13:12   #12
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That thing needs to go to Oshkosh.
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Old 08-19-2021, 14:14   #13
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If you wrap a burrito REAL tight, will it expand at altitude?....
The question is "If you eat too many burrito's how much will you expand at altitude?"
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Old 08-19-2021, 14:53   #14
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The question is "If you eat too many burrito's how much will you expand at altitude?"
That would depend on the age and flaccidity of one’s anus.
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Old 08-19-2021, 20:01   #15
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“Hey, these tacos taste like tarmac!”
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