Word of Caution

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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car
pass by the school playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed the
car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane
in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny
found this so exciting that he
could not contain himself as he ran home
and started to tell his mother,
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I
saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and
he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he helped her take off her
shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy
take his pants off,then Aunt
Jane........" At this point Mommy cut him off
and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the
rest of it for supper time. I want to
see the look on Daddy's face when
you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little
Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
started his story, "I was at the
playground and I saw daddy's car go into
the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to
look and he was giving Aunt Jane
a big kiss, then he helped her take off
her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane
and Daddy started doing the same
thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to
do when Daddy was in the Army."

Moral:
Sometimes you need to listen to the
whole story before you interrupt

[CPTAUSRET]

That was cute!