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Old 12-24-2020, 08:48   #1
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How much Coal Tar Apoxi does it take to cover 535 Swamp Critters??

Asking for a friend 😎
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Old 12-25-2020, 07:03   #2
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That’s quite a lot

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How much Coal Tar Apoxi does it take to cover 535 Swamp Critters??
I’m not sure but I would guess more than a metric-butt ton....
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Old 12-25-2020, 14:16   #3
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A Joke, NO, It's an INSULT to the people whose children & grandchildren & great grandchildren that will have to repay the spending of the 535 congressional idiots.
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Old 12-25-2020, 20:47   #4
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I happen to be a tad parsimonious as well
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Old 12-27-2020, 11:54   #5
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How much Coal Tar Apoxi does it take to cover 535 Swamp Critters??

Asking for a friend 😎
I volunteer to scatter the feathers...count me in but I need an escape plan....
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Old 12-27-2020, 17:22   #6
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I volunteer to scatter the feathers...count me in but I need an escape plan....
Meet me at a bar called O'Malley's and we'll plan one.
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Old 12-27-2020, 18:45   #7
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Meet me at a bar called O'Malley's and we'll plan one.
Buy the whiskey and you’re on....�� lol....
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Old 12-27-2020, 19:00   #8
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Buy the whiskey and you’re on....�� lol....
Wait, you’re looking for the Ghosn plan and you want free whiskey too?

The equipment box will have to be smaller.
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Wait, you’re looking for the Ghosn plan and you want free whiskey too?

The equipment box will have to be smaller.
I'll supply the glass and a cigar...Lol
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Old 12-28-2020, 12:54   #10
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Buy the whiskey and you’re on....�� lol....
Geez Louise - seriously?
Whiskey?
You don't drink whiskey at a bar called O'Malleys.

If you are at a bar called O'Malley's to cut through red tape and plan an escape, you don't drink whiskey...
...you drink Pina Coladas.


Do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you people??
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Old 12-28-2020, 15:58   #11
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Geez Louise - seriously?
Whiskey?
You don't drink whiskey at a bar called O'Malleys.

If you are at a bar called O'Malley's to cut through red tape and plan an escape, you don't drink whiskey...
...you drink Pina Coladas.


Do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you people??
Never had a Pina Colada made with Redbreast 15-Year Irish Whiskey...
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Old 12-28-2020, 16:18   #12
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Never had a Pina Colada made with Redbreast 15-Year Irish Whiskey...
Just happened to receive a bottle of Redbreast 15 in my stocking this year. Not planning to mix with anything.

Y’all have fun at O’Malley’s !!!
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Old 12-28-2020, 17:30   #13
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Just happened to receive a bottle of Redbreast 15 in my stocking this year. Not planning to mix with anything.

Y’all have fun at O’Malley’s !!!
Stay away from Redbreast 27, unless you want to spend your free-money-stimulus-check on it.
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Old 12-28-2020, 18:06   #14
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Stay away from Redbreast 27, unless you want to spend your free-money-stimulus-check on it.
True dat !

That 27 is plenty spendy.

Might just have to try a dram @Davidoff to get a feel without quite the $bite$ !

Prosit !
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Old 12-28-2020, 19:08   #15
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Never had a Pina Colada made with Redbreast 15-Year Irish Whiskey...
Maybe call that a "Paddy Colada"
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