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Old 03-12-2020, 15:14   #1
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Revelation 6:1-8
  • Pestilence
  • War
  • Death
  • TP

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Old 03-12-2020, 16:03   #2
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Lolol...thank you JJ, needed a little laugh today.

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Old 03-12-2020, 16:07   #3
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Coming to a city near you. Although this is a serious situation, this here, I personally witness today first a 0645 at Restaurant depot in Langhorne, Pa. and then at Costco at approx 0945 in Princeton similar behavior.

In RD for the first time in memory, I was alone in a major restaurant supply center, which is usually bustling at that hour, then in Princeton, my wife and I watched as 50-100 people, with shopping carts in front of them maneuver for position to enter the store when the doors opened. When they did open it was without care, they rushed the opening, running to the back of the store for TP. There was none to be had. Undeterred, they fought each other for the bounty paper towels. Madness, if one considers the social mannerism inherent in the Princeton University orbit.

This illustrate that situation concisely. Living in-between Princeton and Trenton, where according to an employee the store's in Trenton are empty...I don't see this overhyped MSM doom (we're all gonna die) COVID-19 ending well.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ronavirus.html
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Old 03-12-2020, 16:33   #4
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Chronavirus, A poem by EKB

Chronavirus

A poem by EKB, my 11 YO g-daughter, while recovering from an arm she busted Tuesday, doing an asymmetric PLF from the Jungle Gym @ school.

Pop Pop B Happy

PS: Chrona vs Corona?? No idea, but Chrona is a character from the anime Soul Eater. Virus = Soul Eater??
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Old 03-13-2020, 06:16   #5
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LOL....Now that is funny....I was in the grocery store last night I needed my caffeine fix of coffee and almost every cart I saw had tons of TP....I just had to laugh and shake my head......
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Old 03-13-2020, 08:21   #6
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There's going to be lots of hungry people with really clean butts.
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Old 03-13-2020, 08:32   #7
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LOL....Now that is funny....I was in the grocery store last night I needed my caffeine fix of coffee and almost every cart I saw had tons of TP....I just had to laugh and shake my head......
No run on Bar soap guess no one thinks it cleans anything lol
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Old 03-13-2020, 09:03   #8
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LoL! There's none left to squeeze!
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No run on Bar soap guess no one thinks it cleans anything lol
I do...hahaha...I swear by Dove Soap......It moisturizes too.....
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Old 03-13-2020, 11:52   #10
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I do...hahaha...I swear by Dove Soap......It moisturizes too.....
There are alternatives??
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Old 03-13-2020, 13:33   #11
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There are alternatives??
Some old school ones also
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One of my favorites I've seen so far...
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now we are ready for anything
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Old 03-14-2020, 06:55   #14
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Coming to a city near you. Although this is a serious situation, this here, I personally witness today first a 0645 at Restaurant depot in Langhorne, Pa. and then at Costco at approx 0945 in Princeton similar behavior.

In RD for the first time in memory, I was alone in a major restaurant supply center, which is usually bustling at that hour, then in Princeton, my wife and I watched as 50-100 people, with shopping carts in front of them maneuver for position to enter the store when the doors opened. When they did open it was without care, they rushed the opening, running to the back of the store for TP. There was none to be had. Undeterred, they fought each other for the bounty paper towels. Madness, if one considers the social mannerism inherent in the Princeton University orbit.

This illustrate that situation concisely. Living in-between Princeton and Trenton, where according to an employee the store's in Trenton are empty...I don't see this overhyped MSM doom (we're all gonna die) COVID-19 ending well.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ronavirus.html

People have started to price gouge also

https://www.amazon.com/Scott-Comfort...t-items&sr=1-2
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The clock moved another second closer to midnight and the Apocalypse.....
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