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Old 08-02-2017, 05:54   #1
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New PRE-MARSOC Test..

Leave it to the Jar-Heads to come up with a solution..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRfCpQx_FDE


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Old 08-02-2017, 07:56   #2
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"I am woman, hear me roar!" Normally phrases like "I can kick the ass of any Marine in this place" are a result of too much alcohol. So why are they allowing drunk chicks to get in the boxing ring?
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Old 08-02-2017, 11:24   #3
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Ha, Ha....Too Funny...She should have just kicked him in the "ball sack" and been done with it....

Kind of stupid on her part, she should have said "I could kick the ass of any Male to Female Transgender in the Marines "
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Old 08-02-2017, 12:19   #4
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Ha, Ha....Too Funny...She should have just kicked him in the "ball sack" and been done with it....

Lol, Rita, was thinking the same thing!


If I were present in a room of Servicemen, I would just bat my eyes, smile, and be as sweet as cherry pie.......

...Unless it was SF Men...Then I would probably bake my homemade cherry �� pies, and start handing them out. Haha...goes great with beer. (((shrug)))

This "lady" just needs to learn how to bake, IMVHO. It would solve a lot of her issues...hehehe



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Old 08-02-2017, 17:01   #5
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Oh yeah, forgot to mention...a Real Man would never hit a woman, in a ring or otherwise, Period. And enough said.



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Old 08-02-2017, 18:14   #6
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Yeah but . . .

mad props to her for stepping in. She never effectively attacked but she hung in for a minute.
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Old 08-02-2017, 19:09   #7
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Oh yeah, forgot to mention...a Real Man would never hit a woman, in a ring or otherwise, Period. And enough said.



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I can honestly say that I have never struck a woman, but in the 9th grade there was a girl on my school bus who was built like the federal officer who shot himself in the foot recently. She was a real bruiser and she picked on me mercilessly. I am not talking about simple teasing she was physical and thought it was funny to hit me. Simply put she was a bully and finally one day I had had enough. I laid her out with a single punch square in the face right in front of the teacher who informed me that I should never strike a girl I informed the teacher that Margaret was not a girl just some sort of barn yard animal, she never bothered me again.
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Old 08-02-2017, 19:42   #8
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The movie Sicario is one of the few flicks I've seen recently where they depict the expected result of a 120 lb. supergrrl trying to mix it up with much bigger and stronger men.
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Old 08-02-2017, 22:36   #9
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Sicario was a solid flick. Unlocked is another with such depiction.

This why women or ANYONE should fight dirty upon recognizing disadvantages.
Heck I do it all the time starting with my stronger siblings. I call it superior tactics
Despite years of wing chun, escrima. n jiu jutsu, I have no interest to find out the skill level of the other guy. Thus I practice law-fu and gun-fu!!!

The poor army gender equality product prob thought why this never happens to Scarlett Johannson in Marvel flicks, Charlize Theron in Atomic Blonde, and so on.
Apparently in real life guys reaction time and strength are higher lol
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Old 08-03-2017, 11:05   #10
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Oh yeah, forgot to mention...a Real Man would never hit a woman, in a ring or otherwise, Period. And enough said.



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I'll have to disagree with you on this one - once a woman identifies herself as a enemy combatant (even if in a sporting event) she doesn't get to play that card. Gender and age restrictions on use of force are forfeit at that point.
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Old 08-03-2017, 13:18   #11
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Oh yeah, forgot to mention...a Real Man would never hit a woman, in a ring or otherwise, Period. And enough said.

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It's just wrong of you to assume that Marine was a man. Perhaps it was identifying as a woman.
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Old 08-04-2017, 07:57   #12
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Fvcking swabbies

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It's just wrong of you to assume that Marine was a man. Perhaps it was identifying as a woman.
says the guy who went down as a normal course of business.
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says the guy who went down as a normal course of business.
LOL. Touche'
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Old 08-04-2017, 11:00   #14
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I fight dirty no matter who I am against.
LOL....OK, I'll take that challenge, (just don't tell anyone you are fighting a "girl") meet me in the back of my building after work, let's see who fights the dirtiest And no use of a jockstrap with a cup supporter
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Old 08-04-2017, 11:27   #15
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LOL....OK, I'll take that challenge, (just don't tell anyone you are fighting a "girl") meet me in the back of my building after work, let's see who fights the dirtiest And no use of a jockstrap with a cup supporter
I've seen women fight, I don't want any part of that!
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