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Old 03-22-2017, 07:50   #1
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Jade Helm 2017

The chair is off the wall.




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Old 03-22-2017, 08:09   #2
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John has a long beard.


We're updating this for 2017, right? John has to have a long beard by now....
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Old 03-22-2017, 08:44   #3
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It's about time. I was jonesing for it!
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Old 03-22-2017, 09:42   #4
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Cry Havoc ... and let slip the BILLY of WAR !!!!!

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Old 03-22-2017, 10:11   #5
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Cry Havoc ... and let slip the BILLY of WAR !!!!!

Don't tell anyone but we placed a GPS tracker on Billy's truck. We wanted heads up on which states he is about to invade.


alex jones and paul watson have probably not slept since Jade Helm 2015. Funny I've not heard them scream the sky is falling again.......
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Old 03-22-2017, 10:26   #6
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My dog's got no nose.
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Old 03-22-2017, 11:08   #7
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My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell ???

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... for those of you that know your role and accept your fate, when my people come to recolonize this pathetic continent, your names will be on the protected rolls, and you will come to no harm
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Old 03-22-2017, 12:30   #9
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Well, there are still a couple of LSA's and airstrips out there being maintained by some old guys playin' Pinochle - yours to use at will. They're thirsty out there in "no-politician-really-gives-a-shit" land, though. Might have to get in some cooler resupply. They'd probably welcome the break from the lizard-counting monotony.
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How does he smell ???

Very bad, he got into the beans...
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Terrible!!
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Old 03-22-2017, 20:29   #12
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The tattoo

The tattoo has been...................covered
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Old 03-22-2017, 20:38   #13
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Who's guns are we coming for first, Bubba's or Jethro's?
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Old 03-22-2017, 21:09   #14
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I would suggest making the worst accusations of those in sanctuary cities come true. Ya know, just so they get the vocabulary right.
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Old 03-22-2017, 23:30   #15
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We were promised a wall for . . . well, you know. Haven't even gotten the bricks yet. Oppression takes prep, ya know!

Uh, should that have been in code? Don't have a code book yet. It's 2017 already?

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